Girl Arrested For Driving The Wrong Color Car
Julia Hauser was seen driving down Lake street in Minneapolis, MN in a red car. As some know, driving down Lake Street in a red car is illegal. When Julia was pulled over she was immediately arrested and taken down town. Word on the street is that she was forced to shave all her hair because the cops were convinced that is where she was hiding her drugs. Julia begged the cops not to shave her hair because thats all that made her different from everyone else. When they shaved her hair they found two cats, Ms. Hodges ipod and a kilo of crack. She tried to dance flamenco for the cops to let her go but they did not find it flattering in her bright orange jumpsuit. Her friend Dakota Iverson says "I think Julia will be rotting in jail for a long long time". Julia Hauser has always been one of our brightest students, i just don't know what happened " says English Teacher Ms. Hodge.
If you have learned anything from the article its not to drive a red car down Lake Street..it might led to much bigger things
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